Less than one month.
I want to be single, and not be lonely.
im gonna be hot in a few years i swear
How dare a woman use a relevant anatomically correct term in a debate about abortion!
sometimes I struggle to believe that the usa is a real country and not an elaborate joke
Sometimes we all struggle to believe that we’re a real country
- me: FLAWLESS PERFORMANCE
- me: wait what do you mean they messed up how
- me: *hysterically laughing at curling*
- me: *whispering* gotta go fast fast fAsT
- me: ah yes my favorite athlete, fikpa glokthuodjfika
- me: *during every event* ow ow ow ow ow
- me: WHAT IS THE MAXIMUM SCORE WHO IS EVEN JUDGING
- me: is that person 15 or 30
- me: why does hamburger helper have an olympics-themed ad
- me: im really bad at sports
yeaaa wine has this unfortunate (fortunate?) effect on me